How to microwave yourself into slow death with more non-food

Feed your kids items like this?

Poison Facts: 

Kellogg's^® Pop-Tarts^® Blueberry Unfrosted toaster pastries

Quoted from Kellogg's: "Nothing too fancy.  Just a simple golden crust filled with the most amazing blueberry flavor you've ever known".  That's a very impressively bold statement based on what is actually in the ingredients of this non-food.  When did lying to the general public become legal and fully acceptable?  As I tell all my clients, "vote with your dollars".  The only reason this poison is in the stores, in your cupboards, and in your children's guts is because people keep buying it.  People are addicted to this kind of garbage and don't realize it.  Those same people are quick to criticize those who are addicted to "illegal" drugs but that's just the pot calling the kettle black.  It drives me insane when individuals find nothing wrong with poisoning their children and are fully aware that they are doing it.  There is no difference between that and intentionally robbing someone of their money and asking the person they robbed how they should spend their new money. Children don't have the ability in most cases to complain about what they are eating or how they feel after eating such non-foods.  So, please don't take your kids health and yours for granted.  You've only got one Human suit this time around and you should start taking care of it. 

Ingredients

ENRICHED FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, THIAMIN MONONITRATE [VITAMIN B1], RIBOFLAVIN [VITAMIN B2], FOLIC ACID), CORN SYRUP, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, DEXTROSE, SOYBEAN AND PALM OIL (WITH TBHQ FOR FRESHNESS), CRACKER MEAL, CONTAINS TWO PERCENT OR LESS OF WHEAT STARCH, SALT, DRIED BLUEBERRIES, DRIED GRAPES, DRIED APPLES, LEAVENING (BAKING SODA, SODIUM ACID PYROPHOSPHATE, MONOCALCIUM PHOSPHATE), CITRIC ACID, CORNSTARCH, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL BLUEBERRY FLAVOR, MODIFIED WHEAT STARCH, SOY LECITHIN, XANTHAN GUM, CARAMEL COLOR, RED #40, BLUE #1, BLUE #2, VITAMIN A PALMITATE, NIACINAMIDE, REDUCED IRON, PYRIDOXINE HYDROCHLORIDE (VITAMIN B6), RIBOFLAVIN (VITAMIN B2), THIAMIN HYDROCHLORIDE (VITAMIN B1), FOLIC ACID.

Allergens

CONTAINS WHEAT AND SOY INGREDIENTS.

Preparation Instructions

"KELLOGG'S® POP-TARTS® are fully baked and ready-to-eat right from the pouch. If you prefer them warmed, please follow these instructions. Toasting appliance and microwave capabilities differ by manufacturer. Follow the manufacturer's guidelines for safe use. Be sure your appliance is clean and functioning correctly. Children should always be closely supervised when operating toasting appliances and microwaves".  - Yes, teach your children at an early age how not to cook real food, and how to rely on a microwave box to alter the molecular spin of your food. 

"Due to possible risk of fire, never leave your toasting appliance or microwave unattended".  Perfect! That's exactly what I want!

"No Refrigeration Needed" - Of course it doesn't. The food is already dead. 

POP-TARTS® TOASTING INSTRUCTIONS 1. Remove pastry from pouch. 2. Warm pastry in toasting appliance at lowest or lightest heat setting for one heating cycle only. 3. Cool briefly before carefully removing pastry from toasting appliance.

POP-TARTS® MICROWAVE INSTRUCTIONS 1. Remove pastry from pouch. Place pastry on a microwave-safe plate. 2. Microwave on high for 3 seconds. 3. Cool briefly before handling.

If pastry is overheated, frosting/filling can become extremely hot and could cause burns.

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